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Alright, now it's time for those of you who like watching these in 10 minute increments cause you don't have the time or attention span to watch the feature...

But first. A quick discussion.

Who would win in a fight? Fred, "the Hammer" Williamson (star of today's feature) or blaxploitation/kung-fu star Jim Kelly?



Okay, so lets match them up first.

Builds: The Hammer's got one inch (in height pervos) on Mr. Kelly, so you'd think that would give him an advantage. But I saw Kareem Abdul Jabar fight, and his height just made him look like Dhalsim, advantage Kelly.

Collective Numbers in "Three the Hard Way": Two way tie, which goes to the runner, Jim Brown.

Toughest Opponent: In "Black Belt Jones" Jim Kelly goes against like, 600 guys on a train and beats them all. Meanwhile, "the Hammer" did a season of Monday Night Football. Howard Cosell > 600 Guys. Advantage, Hammer.

Silliest Title in Filmography: Hammer's "Poultyguist: Night of the Chicken Dead" vs Black Belt's "Mr. No Legs." Advantage: the American public.

Interceptions: Hammer had a career 36. Jim Kelly once snagged a ham sandwich from Joe Don Baker on the set of "Golden Needles." Advantage, Hammer.


Your winner: "The Hammer"

Now onto the clips, first (logically) are clips one and two. Both of which are, sadly, Fredless.