Saturday, August 16, 2008

Atlas in the Land of the Cyclops

Now you may have been wondering to yourselves, where have they gone? Why hasn't this blog been updated in months? Where'd that wet spot on the floor come from? Etc, etc.

Well, let's just put it this way (to the first two questions anyways) have you ever tried to fix a fifteen year old 28k modem without the proper tools or any idea what you're doing?


Then shut up.

Here's the latest from Uncle Harold's collection, the 1961 "epic" Atlas in the Land of the Cyclops starring some muscle bound Americans who can't act and a bunch of Italians so poorly dubbed that even if they were the local Marlon Brando we wouldn't have a clue.


Thursday, May 22, 2008

Here it is... All of them.

"The Invisible Ghost" with Bela Lugosi.

"Yongary: Monster From the Deep:" with Yongary the Monster.

"Laser Mission" with Brandon Lee & Ernest Borgnine

"Warriors of the Wasteland" with Fred Williamson

Tuesday, April 22, 2008


Hi. You know, sitting in the basement all day we get a tad depressed, and sometimes the comments on the youtube videos we upload for you folks makes me happy. Like this one on part one of "Laser Mission" by zombiediner:

your an asshole, for talking in the backround.
and your not funny, at all, you suck, for talking alot, i mean STFU !! who the fuck cares if your in a basement. thanks asshole, for ruining a great film.


That was complementary at all.

Now we're depressed.

Monday, April 21, 2008


Something happens when you live in a basement without any chance of escape or hope of leaving... It's a certain...

Lethargy. Boredom. Ennui. What have you. It's not that there's not things to do down here, we've got the internet, slow as it is, and of course Uncle Harold's movie collection. But, when you haven't seen the sun for two years, and time is meaningless, you just...

What was I saying? Right.

Well, here's our latest upload for you guys. "The Invisible Ghost" starring Bela Lugosi as a guy who's neither invisible, nor a ghost.

He sure does love to strangle people though...


Tuesday, April 8, 2008

It's Been a Week...

And nothing has changed here in the basement. It's a little bit warmer. The calender (from 1995) says it's probably April by now, unless they've changed the calender system in the last two years... You know, when we've been trapped in this basement.

Anyways, we're working on the next movie, but problems with our 28.8k modem and P90 processor, and some basic incompatibilities with Windows 95 are giving us a fit.

So in the meantime, here's more clips from "Yongary - Monster From the Deep" which now, with 100% more Yongary.

Tuesday, April 1, 2008

April Fools!

As seems to be an internet tradition... It's an April Fools day joke. So uh...

Hmm.... Yes. We're NOT trapped in a basement with nothing to do but watch public domain movies. Such a thing is ludicrous. It could never happen. Certainly not to us. We've never been forced to make a crude pee-recyling devise like in waterworld when the water stopped working for a month down here. Nope. That's just a joke.

A sad... Cruel joke played on us by the world.


Parts one and three of "Yongary - Monster From the Deep" follow. APRIL FOOLS! It's really one and TWO! Haha.

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Yongary and More!

Alright, it's time now to introduce our next movie starring the biggest, bestest, most fantastic giant lizard kaiju monster movie ever!

No, not him.

No not him either.

Who the heck is that?

He's not even a lizard, you're not even trying to stick with the spirit of this any more, are you?


Now that's just mean... Anyways. This is Yongary! Korea's answer to all of the above, (save for Mr. Borgnine, he speaks for him self). In this prototypical giant monster movie, Yongary, a legendary (or so they say) creature is awakened when nuclear tests blah, blah... Destroys city... Little kid befriends him.... Dances like he's on "Laugh-In" etc, etc...

So here it is, the feature length version of the Public Domain Basement's version of "Yongary - Monster From the Deep," followed by links to our previous movies, "Laser MIssion" and "Warriors of the Wasteland."

"Laser Mission" 1990 Spy movie w/Brandon Lee and Ernest Borgnine.

"Warriors of the Wasteland" 1982 post apocalyptic movie w/Fred "the Hammer" Williamson & George Eastman