Offered without comment. But, with part two and three of "Laser Mission"
Part 2.
And Part 3.
Friday, February 29, 2008
Thursday, February 28, 2008
The Internet
So here's the deal. We've been stuck in this basement now for about two years. Yeah. Two, years.
And during that time we've been stuck here we've been trying to use the only means of communication we have with the outside world, Uncle Harold's old 486 to get us some help to no success.
Why? I think it's because in all our many online screams for help we forgot the number one thing to getting attention on the internet. Doing the exact same thing as everybody else.
With that in mind. Here's this. Please, listen to its message.
And to keep with the "new" internet theme. Here's the first of 10 parts of "Laser Mission" with us talking over it (Sorry!) in shorter, YouTube form in case you don't have an hour and a half to kill.
And during that time we've been stuck here we've been trying to use the only means of communication we have with the outside world, Uncle Harold's old 486 to get us some help to no success.
Why? I think it's because in all our many online screams for help we forgot the number one thing to getting attention on the internet. Doing the exact same thing as everybody else.
With that in mind. Here's this. Please, listen to its message.
And to keep with the "new" internet theme. Here's the first of 10 parts of "Laser Mission" with us talking over it (Sorry!) in shorter, YouTube form in case you don't have an hour and a half to kill.
Monday, February 25, 2008
Laser Mission 1990
Hi there! It's Zach again. *AHEM* HELP US! HELP US! HEEEEEEELP! Please. Get us out here. We're bored and the toilet doesn't work too well. If you're anywhere near 1200 Mendoza Street please come and get us out... Only make sure it's not on Tuesday nights, that's when our elderly Great Aunt Esther has her bridge night. And you do. Not. Want. To. Mess. With. Her. Bridge. Night.
Trust me.
Anyways, below I have embedded the a link to a video of the 1990 spy thriller "Laser Mission" starring the late Brandon Lee, and the still on-time Ernest Borgnine. It's really good and I wonder why they didn't make it into a series.
Oh. Right. Throughout the movie, you might hear me and my best buddy Bryan talking over the movie. Sorry about that, but the limits of Uncle Earl's technology kinda make it really hard to do it any other way and we just can't help commenting sometime.
Oh, and you can really help us out by commenting and telling us what you think. It gives comfort on those long, lonely trapped-in-the-basement nights we've all had.
Trust me.
Anyways, below I have embedded the a link to a video of the 1990 spy thriller "Laser Mission" starring the late Brandon Lee, and the still on-time Ernest Borgnine. It's really good and I wonder why they didn't make it into a series.
Oh. Right. Throughout the movie, you might hear me and my best buddy Bryan talking over the movie. Sorry about that, but the limits of Uncle Earl's technology kinda make it really hard to do it any other way and we just can't help commenting sometime.
Oh, and you can really help us out by commenting and telling us what you think. It gives comfort on those long, lonely trapped-in-the-basement nights we've all had.
Laser Mission Statement
Hello? Can anybody hear us?
Wait, this is text. Can anybody read us?
You can? Good.
Where was I? Oh yeah. HELP US! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLPPP!
I suppose that needs a little explanation, doesn't it? Hi, my name is Zach. Sitting behind me, ever behind me, is my buddy Bryan. He says hello. Anyways, we've been trapped in our old, elderly, infirm Great Aunt Esther's basement now for weeks because she's too feeble to open the lock on the other side.
Our only contact with the outside world is through our late Uncle Earl's 486 and it's incredibly fast 28.8k modem. And as our only contact through the outside world, we'd figure we'd use it to ask you for, huh, what was taht again? Oh yeah. HELP. HELP. HELP. HELP!
Seriously, there's only so many fruitcakes and cans of baked beans one can eat.
In the meanwhile, we've decided to share with you, the internet viewing public, Uncle Earl's incredible Public Domain movie collection. I must warn you however, that the connection is really slow, and our equipment quite bad and old, so don't be surprised if you hear us talking over the movie, sorry about that. I hope it's not too much of a distraction, but these movies are quite great little gems.
Well, enjoy the movie, and if you're ever near 616 Watcher Street, please, please, please come and help us. Make sure to knock on the door real loud cause Aunt Esther can't hear too good.
Wait, this is text. Can anybody read us?
You can? Good.
Where was I? Oh yeah. HELP US! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLPPP!
I suppose that needs a little explanation, doesn't it? Hi, my name is Zach. Sitting behind me, ever behind me, is my buddy Bryan. He says hello. Anyways, we've been trapped in our old, elderly, infirm Great Aunt Esther's basement now for weeks because she's too feeble to open the lock on the other side.
Our only contact with the outside world is through our late Uncle Earl's 486 and it's incredibly fast 28.8k modem. And as our only contact through the outside world, we'd figure we'd use it to ask you for, huh, what was taht again? Oh yeah. HELP. HELP. HELP. HELP!
Seriously, there's only so many fruitcakes and cans of baked beans one can eat.
In the meanwhile, we've decided to share with you, the internet viewing public, Uncle Earl's incredible Public Domain movie collection. I must warn you however, that the connection is really slow, and our equipment quite bad and old, so don't be surprised if you hear us talking over the movie, sorry about that. I hope it's not too much of a distraction, but these movies are quite great little gems.
Well, enjoy the movie, and if you're ever near 616 Watcher Street, please, please, please come and help us. Make sure to knock on the door real loud cause Aunt Esther can't hear too good.
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